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Musings
Within
the confines of this particular section of Orange
Mongooose Web, the proprietor shall list accounts
of his thoughts; his musings, as it were. These
musings will first appear in the Preimptive
commentary section of Orange Mongoose Web,
located on the primary page. As the longevity of
Orange Mongoose Web grows, so too will this page
of archival.
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Musing #1
This musing was the first
introduced on Orange Mongoose Web, and appeared
on December 25th.
Today is of course, Christmas Day for roughly
half of the world's population. Of course, if you
listened to the television media, you'd
understand that everyone celebrates Christmas,
regardless of religion. Certainly Sting and Phil
Collins thought so, when they created that
wonderful song "Do They Know It's
Christmas?" Now, that is of course, a song
that was created for the children of Ethiopia, so
the aim of the song was excellent, and not on
trial in this particular rant. Anyhow, I've come
to realize that Christmas, in it's current form
is a time for stores to sell their items to
people in desperate need of brownie points with
their relatives and friends. As much as purists
try to make it, the 25th of December will never
again be remembered for the birth of a special
baby in history, but for the sounds of the
furious thrashing of ribbon and paper as the
masses tear into their gifts. This
brings me to another issue. Why is it that we
take so much time, care and effort in to wrapping
gifts, when the paperis only ripped beyond any
practical usage after the day, and tossed into a
bag and discarded in landfills? The 5 minute
wrapping job is in ruin in under thirty seconds
as your recipient tears off the paper to get at
the box, to get at their gift. Fun for the
recipient, yes, but a real burden on the
shoulders of the giver, knowing that their
perfect parsel lies on the floor, crumpled as
little Billy plays with his remote control car.
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Musing #2
This musing was the second
introduced on Orange Mongoose Web, and appeared
on December 30th, as the last update of the year.
I don't understand the notion of 'happy birthday'
If you took the time to wish
someone a 'happy birthday' you would obviously
want their day to be happy, or else you wouldn't
bother talking to them, so saying "happy
birthday" is kind of inane. I think I will
just say "birthday" now.
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Musing #3
This musing was the third
introduced on Orange Mongoose Web, and appeared
on January 8th, as the first update of the new
year.
I don't understand why people call their
introductions, or in my case, their preimptive
commentary .plan files.It's
really kind of annoying, the fact that most of
these people aren't Linux programmers, and have
no right to call anything that they do a
.plan. Maybe it's just me, but I really do not
think that titling your update/introduction
page/section your .plan file makes you sound like
an intellectual programmer, who knows anything.
.plan files are meant for programmers, and
programmers only. They are members of large
corporations, and this is their work log, it is
not the update area of their web site. I really
doubt that any programmer has anything called a
.plan file on their site, so for a non-programmer
to is really annoying.
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Musing #4
This musing was the fourth
introduced on Orange Mongoose Web, and appeared
on January 24, and there is no special reason for
this musing.
The meaning of life is to strive to make your
life as easy and painless as possible, therefore
creating the illusion it is better than it was
when you started out. However, the pains you too
to achieve the goal have taken all the fun out of
life, and you will die painlessly and easily,
without accomplishing anything worthwhile. |
Musing #5
This musing resumes the archiving
of the preemptive commentary, after the
proprietor neglected to maintain records from
January 24th and May 23rd.
The proprietor of Orange Mongoose Web would like
to point out that this update is posted exactly
two months to the day of the previous update. As
Henry David Thoreau said, it was purely "by
accident." However, as any of the Orange
Mongoose Web's readers who have read Walden
know, nothing that Thoreau says is by accident.
The proprietor leaves the notion of the the
update of Orange Mongoose Web to be accidental up
to the reader's individual disgression. Quote:
Be wary of the grinning lion at mealtime.
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