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Anatomy and Evolution Sex, or more specifically, penile dominance is the most primal of all feelings, goals, and desires. It's not our instinctual right to have sex, but one will find that as one works one's way down a list of most intelligent beings, one would find that penile activities to be among the most dominant:
Now as the list is looked over, one would notice that the creatures with the largest penises have the smallest brain capacities. This serves to prove that penises are primal objects.
This creature's penis is so large, and our primal intrigue with penises has caused we as a society to develop a word that is used specifically to describe a whale penis: Dork. This word is the same word that I have been rather unfavorabley described as many times in my life. But when I look over this rant, and look at what a dork really symbolizes. I do not get angered. I will simply say to those people, "Thank you. Thank you for letting me part of something great." |
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